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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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