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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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