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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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