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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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