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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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