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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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