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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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