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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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