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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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