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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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