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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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