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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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