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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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