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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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