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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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