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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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