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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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