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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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