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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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