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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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