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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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