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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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