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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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