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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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