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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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