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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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