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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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