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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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