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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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