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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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