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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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