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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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