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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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