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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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