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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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