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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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