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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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