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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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