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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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