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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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