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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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