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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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