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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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