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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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