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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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