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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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