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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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