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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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