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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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