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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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