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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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